Ok... clearly this is fiction.. clearly this is entirely off topic... I suppose someone will even manage to find it offensive, but at least it's a post on these boards that isn't about homosexuality.Oh yea, and for the record, none of the characters are intended to represent real-life individuals!
I just finished Dan Brown's latest novel, it isn't my favorite. On the other hand, one of the forums I follow somewhere else is discussing it and someone posted Slate.com's "Interactive Dan Brown Plot Generator." Fun. Why not? I figured... a little bit of searching and replacing and maybe even Dan Brown could include the RCA in his next tome....
A long-forgotten code secretly protected in the depths of Grand Rapids' and New York's most famous churches.
A nefarious cult determined to protect it.
A frantic race to uncover the RCA's darkest secret.
When renowned Harvard symbologist Robert Langdon is summoned to the RCA offices to analyze a mysterious rune—imprinted on a gold ring lying next to the disemboweled corpse of an unidentified staff member—he discovers evidence of the unthinkable: the resurgence of the ancient cult of the Diablofori, a secret branch of the Reformed Church that has surfaced from the shadows to carry out its legendary vendetta against its mortal enemy, the Vatican.
Langdon's worst fears are confirmed when a messenger from the Diablofori appears at the Canadian Supreme Court to deliver a macabre ultimatum: Deposit $1 billion in the Reformed Church's off-shore bank accounts or the exclusive clothier of the Swiss Guards will be bankrupted. As the city braces for disaster, Langdon joins forces with the posteriorally-gifted and charming daughter of the murdered staff member in a desperate bid to crack the code that will reveal the cult's secret plan.
Embarking on a frantic hunt, Langdon and his companion follow a 200-year-old trail through Grand Rapid's and New York's most sacred churches and venerable monuments, pursued by a mustachioed assassin the cult has sent to thwart them. What they discover threatens to expose a conspiracy that goes all the way back to John Calvin and the very founding of the Reformed Church.